Football Page
The Old Orchard football season is just about here. Stay up to date with news and articles on the Plant Cells football page. Thats where you will find all of your updates, rather than here on the homepage.
OOFS Season is On for 2011
  Early speculation didn't have the season happening, but late magic has proved otherwise. The season will begin on October 7 and end on the 10th. Should be interesting. Will the Cells fatigue kill them before seasons end? Will SOUE defend its title? Only time will tell.

New QBs in the Mix
  Cells QB Sirius Black retired this offseason, and the Cells signed Ray Rocket to replace him. Rocket was released hours later, and PC signed Hobbes (hated by PC nation for bitchiness). With the QB roster over the league cap of 3, the Cells released Robin Williams and Master Crane.



Marlin Speaks Out Giant Joins Turkeys Ralph Sidelined, Monster In
Andy Griffith WR and start DB Marlin, spoke out after what he believed was lack of recognition this offseason. He predicts no more than 3 catches for Yanka and Greelandos combined when the AG face off against the Cells in week 11. Iron Giant has been bailed out, and has had his sentence delayed. Jenkins persuaded Giant to return to the football field, and he has. He'll play the 2011 OOFS in a Turkeys uniform. Andy Griffiths WR Raffish Ralph has been sidelined for the whole 2011 OOFS on account of lead poisoning. The Griffiths moved quickly filling his spot with Seven Monster. Monster has Ralph beaten in size, strength, and height. He'll be a threat.