| 2011 SEASON SCHEDULE |
|
2011 STANDINGS |
| GM |
Opponent |
Result |
Record |
|
# |
Team Name |
Record |
| 1 |
vs. Hogwarts Wizards |
L 28-14 |
(0,1) |
|
1 |
Hogwarts Wizards |
(8,3) |
| 2 |
@ SOUE |
W 28-14 |
(1,1) |
|
2 |
Vancouver Poop |
(8,3) |
| 3 |
vs. Afghanistan Terrorists |
W 28-21 |
(2,1) |
|
3 |
Andy Griffiths |
(7,4) |
| 4 |
@ Hundred Acre Wood |
W 28-7 |
(3,1) |
|
4 |
Plant Cells |
(7,4) |
| 5 |
vs. Turkey Turkeys |
W 35-28 |
(4,1) |
|
5 |
SOUE |
(6,5) |
| 6 |
vs. Florida Evil Clowns |
W 28-14 |
(5,1) |
|
6 |
Palm Beach Dwellers |
(6,5) |
| 7 |
@ Russia Miracle |
W 28-14 |
(6,1) |
|
7 |
Hundred Acre Wood |
(5,6) |
| 8 |
vs. Vancouver Poop |
L 28-21 |
(6,2) |
|
8 |
Turkey Turkeys |
(4,7) |
| 9 |
@ France Cartmen |
W 28-7 |
(7,2) |
|
9 |
France Cartmen |
(4,7) |
| 10 |
vs. Palm Beach Dwellers |
L 28-14 |
(7,3) |
|
10 |
Russia Miracle |
(4,7) |
| 11 |
@ Andy Griffiths |
L 28-21 |
(7,4) |
|
11 |
Afghanistan Terrorists |
(4,7) |
|
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|
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|
12 |
Florida Evil Clowns |
(3,8) |
| 2011 REGULAR SEASON STATS |
| P |
Name |
PASSING |
RECEIVING |
DEFENSIVE |
| |
C/A |
YDS |
TD |
INT |
REC |
YDS |
TD |
INT |
DTD |
FF |
FR |
| QB |
Randall Boggs S |
118/202 |
4185 |
30 |
13 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| QB |
Dean McCoppin |
4/6 |
200 |
2 |
0 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| QB |
The Grinch |
1/3 |
100 |
1 |
0 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| WR |
Woody Yanka S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
48 |
1875 |
13 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| WR |
Edward Rachote S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
34 |
1265 |
7 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| WR |
Too Tall Greelandos S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
33 |
1135 |
12 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| DF |
Dave Seville S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
3 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| B |
TJ Detweiler |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
1 |
100 |
1 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| B |
Diego Scrudato |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
3 |
75 |
0 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| B |
Pacha Peasant |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
1 |
30 |
0 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| PS |
Hobbes G.-Maust |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| 2011 POSTSEASON STATS |
| P |
Name |
PASSING |
RECEIVING |
DEFENSIVE |
| |
C/A |
YDS |
TD |
INT |
REC |
YDS |
TD |
INT |
DTD |
FF |
FR |
| QB |
Randall Boggs S |
4/9 |
125 |
0 |
2 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| QB |
Hobbes G.-Maust |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| QB |
The Grinch |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| WR |
Woody Yanka S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
2 |
75 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| WR |
Edward Rachote S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
2 |
50 |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| WR |
Too Tall Greelandos S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| DF |
Dave Seville S |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
| B |
TJ Detweiler |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| B |
Diego Scrudato |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| B |
Pacha Peasant |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
| PS |
Dean McCoppin |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
-- |
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| Offseason Updates |
| Chris Johnson |
Lets keep it short and sweet, shall we. In very recent news, it looks like the 2011 OOFS will in fact commence. Early offseason rumors were not looking so good, but it is now officially on.
Pertaining to the Cells, offseason moves have already been made. QB Sirius Black retired, bringing the Cells back to the maximum 3 QBs allowed (the Cells were above the cap on that last year). The Cells than acquired Ray Rocket for $15 mil, but then released (and fully paid) him. They also released Master Crane. With Rocket's spot open, the Cells signed hated player Hobbes. Hobbes' infamous past with PC basketball will be interesting to see pan out on the football field.
With the addition of Hobbes, the Cells were over the cap at QB again, so the front office decided to release another forgotten about member, Robin Williams. With the roster full, the Cells QBs now are The Grinch, Randall Boggs, and Hobbes. Boggs has been named the starter.
Other team starters are (at WR) Woody Yanka, Edward Rachote, and Too Tall Greelandos. Starting at defense in place of Greelandos is Dave Seville.
The season is just one month away.
» CJ's 2011 OOFS Preview/Predictions
» BB's 2010 OOFS Preview/Predictions |
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